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The Human Dice

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3.6k points · 10 days ago

GOD i hate that. just an immediate visceral reaction. take the upvote.

level 2
658 points · 10 days ago

r/terrifying

Not oddly, straight up terrifying

level 2

its just...uncomfortable - not terrifying perse.

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level 1

Wouldn’t this have horrible weight distribution, too? Roll a 1 every time! The true terror of this die.

level 2
283 points · 10 days ago

Would’ve been less creepy with a glass snake eye, imo

level 2

Wouldn't it be 6

level 2
16 points · 10 days ago

Ballasting is a thing... not sure if they did it though.

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level 1
824 points · 10 days ago

I want to see the 'six'-side. What evil is lurking there?

level 2

It’s 6 anuses

level 2

I was flinching away after they showed the 5 side, I was afraid it wouldn’t be six moles OR six eyes, but six of something infinitely worse

level 2
Original Poster14 points · 10 days ago

Hopefully more eyes.

level 2

this is the best screenshot I could get from the moment he rolls the die. Looks like it’s just 6 moles and maybe something kind of shiny in the corner there. Possibly a power button or a charging port?

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level 1
594 points · 10 days ago

I'm a bit disappointed. Hoped for eyes on every side of the die

level 2
Original Poster193 points · 10 days ago

Actually me too.

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66 points · 10 days ago

I was hoping for different dot-like body parts on each face. Eye, freckles, nipples, nostrils, maybe fingernails or something? Instead it's just one eye and freckles everywhere else.

level 2

Or at least an anus or two

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level 2

it's deleted, guess I'll die

level 2
Original Poster11 points · 10 days ago

Thank you!

level 1
Original Poster75 points · 10 days ago

Found on r/TIHI.

level 2

I just came here to mention this sub … it’s a perfect fit!

level 1

*die

level 2

I agree, OP should put that thing out of its misery.

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level 1
57 points · 10 days ago

Now imagine a muffled scream every time you roll it

level 2

I saw the blinking at the end and thought it was Morse code. Turns it is just IEIE

level 1
41 points · 10 days ago

Ok so where do I get one

level 2
37 points · 10 days ago

Hell

level 1
42 points · 10 days ago

I have no mouth, but I must scream.

level 2

COGITO ERGO SUM

level 1
39 points · 10 days ago

Is that a jojo reference?

level 2
28 points · 10 days ago

I was thinking of the time Giorno made a replacement eye cube when fighting babyface

level 2
Original Poster16 points · 10 days ago

YES YES YES!

level 2

don’t use this dice near wailing sirens

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level 1

Die, it's die

level 2

Everytime someone makes this mistake I dice a little inside

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level 1
27 points · 10 days ago

Fucking mimics.

level 1

Oh my god, it’s terrible. But I WANT IT!

level 2
Original Poster6 points · 10 days ago

You aren't the only one.

level 1

They should have done a nipple for one

level 2

Nipples are number 2

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level 1

Set it on fire

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12 points · 10 days ago
level 2
Original Poster3 points · 10 days ago

Thank you!

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level 1

To be fair, the One could have been a whole load more horrid. (🍫 ⭐️ 🐟)

level 2

wth is chocolate star fish

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